Vanessa Hudgens Sexting Scandal

Dear Ms. Hudgens -

Let me introduce myself. My name is Berry, Black Berry. We know each other very well, you and I. After all, you push my buttons and turn me on every day. In more ways then one these days though I'm afraid.

It seems you have developed a real affinity for sexting your boyfriend Zac. Now dont get me wrong. Your sugar daddy, Mr Speed dial 69, is a real looker for sure but you'd think you would have learned after that last little incodent. Now it seems even more of our pictures have hit the old internet and are more viral then that sneezing panda.

Can I make a small suggestion? When Playboy calls, take the money. At this point pretty must every homo sapien on the planet earth has seen your Mount Rushmore's and brier patch so you may as well make a few bucks.

Your very sincerely,

Berry

- Scott