If Jeff Foxworthy were to tackle people addicted to twitter instead of rednecks, this is how I think it might sounds...
"You might be a twitter-holic...."
- If the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up is check your twitter account? You might be a twitteraholic
- If you s cream out during sex that your about to have "@ orgasim"...you might be a twitteraholic
- If you sign your name on checks as “@”....you might be a twitteraholic
- If all of your sentence now come in short 140 character or less sentences, you might be a twitteraholic
- If you ask your spouse to RT you after sex, you might be a twitteraholic
- If you tell your kids they dont get their allowance unless they "follow" you, you might be a twiteraholic
- If you consider Demi Moore a close personal friend since she replied to your tweet, you might be a twitteraholic
- If you type faster with your thumbs than your entire hand, you might be a twitterholic
- If you actually think anyone not related to you cares what you ate for dinner, you might be a twitterholic
- If you challenge cnn to a race to 1 million followers, you might be a twitterholic
- If you find yourself sitting on the potty for 15 minutes even though you finished 14 minutes ago because your tweeting, you might be a twitterholic
- If your husband catches you tweeting in your closet (@moonfrye), you might be a twitterholic
- Oh, and if you write follow @aplusk on your bald head? You DEFINATELY are a twitterholic...
Just say'n...
- Scott
Posted April 16, 10:32pm
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