Post Office Refuses To Mail Postcard

To promote his new movie Look, director Adam Rifkin thought a mass mailing via the USPS would be a good idea. Unfortunately, the movie is about privacy in a world where security cameras are watching our every ~~movie~~ move.

It might also have to do with the fact the postcard has a picture of a guy and girl doing alittle more then "looking" at one another. See image below.

In honor of this marketing hilarity, I would like to suggest the following alternate captions in my first ever caption contest! (Minus the contest, prizes, and user input...)

Here are my suggestions for alternate ad copy:

Did they wrap the package with paper or plastic?...
Who was shipping, and who was receiving?...
Post Office Expresses Condom-nation over photo...
Was a "bulk" rate discount involved or was he packing with peanuts?...
Did she have to sign for the package?
Was there a shipping "surge" charge involved?...

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so that's why all the teller's go in the back for 15-20 minutes at a time.
now serving #69.

- Scott