True: In space
news today, China crashed
their lunar probe into the surface of the moon. Reportedly, this was to gain experience for a full on lunar landing in the coming years.
Fake: In other related news, the
Chinese Government was being sued by a "john doe" customer of
lunarproperties.com
for $10 billion dollars. "They crashed their probe into my lunar property substantially lowering the value of my
Hectare! It is
hard enough to get get my garbage picked up with it snows, do you know how much it's going to cost me to pick up all the crap they just dumped into
my land?". This reporter was able to confirm that all remains at the crash site is several million parts of probe junk and a "made in china" sign.
Just saying...
- Scott
Posted March 02, 9:46pm
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