So here I am flipping through late night TV to find a decent movie to watch when I pass by the Fox News channel and they
are talking about
Jarod. You know, that
Subway guy who lost a bunch of weight and can now never eat at McDonalds for fear
of showing up on
YouTube within minutes. My initial thought was "Oh dear, did the dude like die or something?"
Fear not! Jarod is not dead!
No, they were just talking about some potential story that Jarod apparently sold porn while he was in college.
I guess the only thing left to ask is "does Jarod order the 6 inch or the foot long?"
Thank you, thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
- Scott