And in fake entertainment news tonight, James Bond and the British Government have been slapped with a 20 billion dollar
sexual harassment lawsuit by a women identified only as "Ms. Money Penny".
"I was exposed to consistent and methodical suggestive comments by Mr. Bond, and he failed to follow through on any of them! It's mental
cruelty at it's highest I tell you!" raved Ms. Money Penny in an exclusive phone interview.
Based upon her assumed name alone, it is the suggestion of this reporter that Ms. "Money Penny" is simply trying to
make a quick buck.
- Scott
Posted August 22, 11:37pm
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