In Fake entertainment news, Carl's Jr. Hamburger chain has hired Mr.
Baywatch Himself -
David Hasselhoff - to be the new TV spokesman. It is the opinion of this reporter that the recently uncovered
footage of
Hasselhoff eating a burger drunk made
the executives realize they had a new lucrative market segment to go after; drunk college kids.
Potential themes of commercials include "Party like a Rock Star" and "You may be drunk, but your not stupid. Eat at Jr's."
- Scott